Everything you need to know to live through romance and relationships—from the authors of the seriesthat has sold more than ten million copies worldwide.

Blind dates, bad kissers, breakup texts, nightmare hook ups—it’s a jungle out there! Luckily, the authors of the bestselling Worst-Case Scenario series have created the most comprehensive handbook for surviving the wilds d’amour through every phase of a relationship, from courting and getting hitched to breaking up and moving on. Collecting hundreds of the best of the worst dating and sex scenarios from across the 27-book series—and featuring dozens of new entries—this bedside bible of illustrated, expert advice on romantic and not-so-romantic disasters will keep readers amused and safe in equal measure. Also includes an appendix of pickup lines to avoid (or use), handy excuses, guide to body language, an “It’s Not You, It’s Me” letter template, and more.

Praise for the Worst-Case Scenario Survival series

“Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht . . . now apply their proactive—some would say melodramatic—outlook to what may be the most treacherous territory of all: the singles scene. Their latest concoction dispenses deadpan advice on various dating dilemmas.” —SF Weekly

“The scenarios owe a debt to action flick clichés—how often do you find yourself leaping from rooftop to rooftop?—but their utter implausibility doesn’t make this read any less riveting.” —People

“What this book lacks in spiritual enlightenment, it more than makes up for with the practical advice you thought you’d never need.” —The Irish Times